Please Stop…

Douche Guy

Stop it. Just stop. Guy who finds a song lyric from whatever you say. If you have yet to meet this jerk, let me give you an example:

me:  I’m working early in the morning tomorrow.

Shit face: ♫”Early in the morning, to find me another lover…”♫

or

me: Where is the party at tonight?

Douche: ♫”Where the party at? Girls is on the way where the Bacardi at?”♫

me: (holding gun to my mouth.)

The longer Johnny song-singer goes on, the more I contemplate suicide.

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