Dear monkey owner. Your monkey did not beat you up because of your new hair style. Your monkey beat you up for getting him a Wii but neglecting to buy a second Wiimote with it. Nobody plays Wii tennis alone fuck face.
** Update : It has been brought to my attention that it was not the owner that was attacked, but rather the owner’s friend. So what did we learn? If your friend has a monkey that they sleep and bathe with, then you should probably make new friends… But then again, you’re probably crazy too and nobody else wants to be your friend anyway.
that chimp was stabbed, shot, and still tried to open a police car and get away… sounds like a normal chimp in south central LA
I usually find a good spanking keeps my monkey in line